A typical conversation at home

Keep in mind that my mom is buddhist and buddhists don't kill anything, not even ants.

(I'm talking to my mom and I notice a mosquito buzzing around my room)

Me: Can I kill it? (two hands out in mosquito killing pose)

Mom: No.

Me: I'm gonna kill it. (following the mosquito with my hands)

Mom: Say sorry to it three times.

Me: (really really fast and slurred) sorry, sorry, sorry (CLAP) YES! I GOT IT!

Mom: You have a good heart. 

On another note, for those who actually read this, sorry for not blogging. I think I've been MIA for like a month or so but I've been hella busy and well, sleep ranks above blogging. Sorry blogger/blogspot, but I'm back!